And Then You Die Of Dysentery: Lessons in Adulting from the Oregon Trail

And Then You Die Of Dysentery: Lessons in Adulting from the Oregon Trail

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And Then You Die Of Dysentery: Lessons in Adulting from the Oregon TrailA quirky, nostalgic send up to the Oregon Trail computer game, featuring snarky and hard earned life lessons from the trail. Pack your wagons, find your ride or (literally) die friends, and roll up to Matts General Store with a sack of cashits time to hit the Oregon Trail, twenty first century style! And Then You Die of Dysentery is the perfect send up to the sometimes frustrating, always entertaining, and universally beloved Oregon Trail computer

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★★★★★ 4

Whitens but not a pleasant taste.

Yes, it whitens teeth but is abrasive. Not sure how good it is for enamel, and it tastes terrible.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 29, 2026

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Effective!

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it's not bad

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