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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get. - Mark Twain 1835 - 1910

Marsoni M251S
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get. - Mark Twain 1835 - 1910Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get. Mark Twain 1835 1910 Samuel Langhorne Clemens, known to most by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher and lecturer. Sarcastic Wisdoms Entertain Generations Because Laughter is the Best Medicine So You Should Self Medicate at SarcasticWisdoms. com iSmirk Therefore iShare! Help Make the World Wiser and Kinder by Sharing this Social Statement or Proven Wisdom
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Mosthatedbeauty
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 5
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Color: Glistening Bronze
Im a darkskin girl i love it it gives me a golden glow
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Reviewed in the United States on May 1, 2026
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Sharon S.
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 1
CAUSES INTENSE SKIN PIGMENT ISSUE
Color: #2 ROSE, Color: #2 ROSE
DO NOT BUY UNLESS YOU WANT SPOTTY-BLOTCHY PIGMENT ISSUES! I used the product one time, and got terribly fried/burnt and when the burn healed my skin got very cheetah print spotty blotchy like. Now I am using prescribed cream my dermotologist prescibed to try to heal the pigment issues this product caused. this product is a thick oil, NOT SPF 45-- TRUST ME you do not want this!!! See pictures i'm attaching to this review.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 18, 2026
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Me
Boise, US
★★★★★ 4
Glitter
Color: Glistening Bronze
I really did light the way it feels nice and thick.Creamy sparkly, but unfortunately there are cheaper products out there than this.That can probably do the same job
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Reviewed in the United States on March 28, 2026
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Catherine Eagle
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 5
Feels really nice, not greasy
Color: #3 AMBER
Very nice
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Reviewed in the United States on May 3, 2026
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ValAnn
New York, US
★★★★★ 5
Great product
Color: #2 ROSE
Smells great love how it feels on my skin.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 19, 2025

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